The All-Edges Brownie Pan.
I can imagine it. Some housewife is perplexed because when she makes her fabulous homemade brownies, everyone fights over the edges!! She wonders...How can I achieve happiness in my homemaking when the middle of the brownies are never being eaten?!?!? Then it hits her. She gets a handy brother-in-law (her husband works all the time in a thankless job) to make her an all edges prototype, and bam! One patent pending symbol later... royalties that will bless generations to come. Brilliant. I personally love the corners and edges of brownies. You get the perfect combination of crunchy and chewy. Oh no, now I'm craving brownies, and that's one craving that never leaves until satisfied.
P.S. Anyone wondering what to get me for my birthday...?
